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Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22328) - you deserved it (4369)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Well, Sheldon could drive any woman to cheat...

#3 - On 04/01/2012 at 1:34pm by hiyourcute

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Imagine what his reaction would have been if you'd said you'd be spending the night with Two and a Half Men.

#12 - On 04/01/2012 at 1:42pm by DocBastard

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