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Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43714) - you deserved it (6828)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by paprgrl421 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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