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Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18368) - you deserved it (1978)

On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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the fuck is wrong with your mom....

#1 - On 01/26/2012 at 12:59pm by mofran

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How does one go about "molesting towels?"

#4 - On 01/26/2012 at 1:04pm by slick5880

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