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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (3687)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

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My dad pretty much said the same thing.. But said get out while you can.. I'm sure your dad was just mucking around.. My boyfriend freaked out when my dad said it.. But 3 years later and we are still together :)

#3 - On 01/24/2012 at 5:33am by emvictoria

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on the bright side, at least he doesn't have a gun collection to display?

#5 - On 01/24/2012 at 5:35am by Cherryripe25

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