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Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23310) - you deserved it (3810)

On 12/05/2011 at 3:05am - love - by me - Canada (Ontario)

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It's better than checking what her alphabet soup has to say.

#2 - On 12/05/2011 at 10:23am by Haha_oh_wait

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fingers crossed it says "sex everyday"

#10 - On 12/05/2011 at 10:28am by ayooBrandon

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