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Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18563) - you deserved it (1523)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by mandie - United States (Louisiana)

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You're one-fourth of his genes.. Technically he's 4x more of a waste.

#2 - On 11/13/2011 at 7:13pm by ReesesPuffs

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been missing my sister for 6 months, whats the number in her ear?

#4 - On 11/13/2011 at 7:13pm by qbkilla55

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