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Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy there while you're there." FML

I agree, your life sucks (46013) - you deserved it (3544)

On 03/02/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Not Jewish (man) - United States (California)

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