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Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23070) - you deserved it (2314)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)

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He got it for correcting someone's grammar...

#13 - On 10/10/2011 at 10:17am by RabidBunny

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It's appalling to see that Nazism still exists. I know this may come across as ignorant, but what's even the point in maintaining a belief in Nazism in this day and age?

#14 - On 10/10/2011 at 10:17am by ntherewas1

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