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Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (3254)

On 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm - love - by srloin (man) - United States

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You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

#5 - On 09/21/2011 at 4:26pm by Epsilonyx

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#2 - On 09/21/2011 at 4:25pm by novair

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