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Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31297) - you deserved it (2383)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!

#1 - On 09/19/2011 at 12:34pm by missL1z

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Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?

#3 - On 09/19/2011 at 12:38pm by kristindabomb

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