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Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9128) - you deserved it (94732) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

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Did she like your outfit?

#1 - On 08/25/2011 at 7:58pm by deviable

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Wow. I hope you didn't get the internship for demeaning women like that.

#7 - On 08/25/2011 at 7:59pm by Nanall

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