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Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27442) - you deserved it (2617)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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How'd she know of your engagement? Don't let her ruin it. Make her leave she can't stay.

#3 - On 08/24/2011 at 9:56am by phoebe333

See in context

+74 | 1

At least it wasn't your wedding.

#11 - On 08/24/2011 at 10:14am by socialdisease

See in context

+34 | 1

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