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Today, I was on the bus when a really cute guy came on. The only seat left was the one next to me, so I smiled and waited for him to sit down. He looked at the seat, looked at me, and opted to stand until his stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (4291)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:10pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Do you happen to look like the Grinch?

#2 - On 08/12/2011 at 7:56pm by hailphire130

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Maybe you shouldn't try to smile like a creep.

#5 - On 08/12/2011 at 7:57pm by saIty

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