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Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (6134)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Tallulah (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

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Soooo.. he likes cock?

#2 - On 07/29/2011 at 10:08am by Igshmia

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Food > girlfriend

#3 - On 07/29/2011 at 10:08am by JiggaJayZ

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