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Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (92893) - you deserved it (5035)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

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But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it...

All kidding set aside, FYL

#3 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:02pm by theluckygirl28

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Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

#4 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:05pm by AngelRaven89

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