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Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it...
All kidding set aside, FYL
Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015