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Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73168) - you deserved it (3079)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

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