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Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29934) - you deserved it (2413)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

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maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself

#3 - On 07/25/2011 at 2:37am by hahaitsmattheau

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No one is ugly.

#8 - On 07/25/2011 at 2:40am by Just2BMe

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