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Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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hahahahah I'm sooo sorry but that's hilarious!

#1 - On 07/24/2011 at 6:29pm by nickmeier1

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Wait. Who brings their sister to a date anyways?

#13 - On 07/24/2011 at 6:36pm by SillySydney

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