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Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9905) - you deserved it (88966)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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well, it's obviously your fault because you constantly lied.

#1 - On 07/23/2011 at 8:27pm by lovelikewoe

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YDI for lying. Also I'm a cocksucker.

#3 - On 07/23/2011 at 8:27pm by cheesenuggrt

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