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Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States

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well... you can still have hot pockets! :D

#5 - On 06/28/2011 at 6:06pm by EmilyShmemily496

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Ice cream is awesome! I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't care when it comes to that!

#2 - On 06/28/2011 at 6:05pm by krysxkatastrophe

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