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Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7293) - you deserved it (69872)

On 05/06/2009 at 7:36am - love - by gymbob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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