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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58561) - you deserved it (2918)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

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Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

#6 - On 05/31/2011 at 3:07am by marinus

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Surprise to youuuuuu!

#1 - On 05/31/2011 at 3:05am by MrsLender

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