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Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25415) - you deserved it (3434)

On 05/23/2011 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Don't let him use you.

#1 - On 05/23/2011 at 10:05am by Rickly

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if u move in I'll come s.l.a.p u myself

#2 - On 05/23/2011 at 10:06am by angelsara91

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