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Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After saying my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last words. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8497) - you deserved it (39990)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:55am - love - by Not so quick getaway. (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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