Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After giving my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last word. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML

by Not so quick getaway. / 02/28/2009 at 2:55am / United States (Virginia) / Love

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  • you shouldve texted back something like "then you and karma have something in common."

    #28 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:59pm by you

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  • One of your "genius responses" to her "asinine comments"? Wow, sounds like you're a real keeper anyway...

    #32 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm by concerned

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