Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After saying my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last words. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7257) - you totally deserved it (35843)
On 02/28/2009 at 2:55am - love - by Not so quick getaway. (woman) - United States (Virginia)
It's actually "My girlfriend and I".
You need to have more ego. Your response should be something like " At least Karma isnt as bitchy as you are." or something like that.
Seriously though, dont get into fights. I know women have their ego. But as men, we're suppose to have a cool head. I'm rooting for you.
#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:55am by JackRipperz
People don't always go in the same cars.. You never know, they could have came seperately for certain reasons. And how do you know it was a grocery store?
Karma is a bitch, FYL. Sorry.
#9 - On 02/28/2009 at 12:13pm by Gaaaaw
Why would he deserve it? Must we always assume that the man is wrong?
I would have replied NO U NO U
#15 - On 02/28/2009 at 1:17pm by PTERONOPHOBIA
i agree with #5. even if my bf and i had a fight, i would still call someone to fix his car or at least drive him home?
#21 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:48pm by apple
#12, I don't know how you could possibly assume anything about his maturity level from his story. That was just an spiteful low blow that was unnecessary and really shows how mature you are.
#22 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:41pm by Dapblido
uh... she didn't do something to your car when you weren't looking did she?
It sounds like it's over with her.
#23 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:47pm by frab
#21 - yeah as guy that's into girls, I still think I would still help the girl out too, but I don't know... there might be a very few things that would just make me too mad or too upset. If I just found out she cheated on me or that she's been lying to me saying she had feelings for me or she broke an important promise she made to me. If you're too nice, what's to stop your s.o. from walking all over you the next time? Sigh...
#24 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:03pm by frab
#28 I know you'd want to try to have the last word, but that just sounds childish. It sounds like one of those "Your mom" or "That's what she said" jokes.
You stormed out of a grocery store just so you could have the last word? Thank you, Karma, for striking so quickly.
#30 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:25pm by Hydra
One of your "genius responses" to her "asinine comments"? Wow, sounds like you're a real keeper anyway...
yep i had to go with YDI just for the OP using the phrase "saying my genius response". haha served you right douche.
#63 - On 01/12/2010 at 8:46pm by whatthefuckcunt
Yeah bad luck on the car not starting.
@#30 ...Yeah... Probably one of the worst things you can do in life is quickly leave a grocery store :S
@ All the people who were impressed with her response...Really? Karma's a bitch is like one of those stock sayings that idiots say constantly... I guess you could give her props for making a pun but it doesn't seem like that was her intent and even then I'm still not so impressed.
Ahahah.
Okay first of all, I wrote this.
To address some of your speculations...
1. I'm a girl. Lesbian drama is a bitch.
2. Yes, we drove separately. I'm still young, in school, and am able to live with my parents without being ashamed.
3. She's a complete bitch. And her saying 'Karma's a bitch' (which, she spelled Karma wrong in her text) was completely uncalled for.
4. And yes, I'm a keeper :) If I thought I actually deserved what I got, I wouldn't have put it on here.
5. Why does 'public' automatically mean a grocery store?
#38 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:07pm by altruistic_decay
Your girlfriend's English is incorrect. You're right to dump her. It is 'Karma is a bitch'
#40 - On 03/04/2009 at 2:35am by sympathyboy
she either drained your fuel or cut your sparkplugs. you deserve it! you wer an ass to a girl, they are nice and delicate, and your a annoying jackass
#42 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:16pm by roverrider
I know 12 year olds don't know much about anything, especially spelling and grammar. The girl was a bitch. If she left her (yes, if you read the above comments it was indeed two girls, not a guy and a girl) the girl in the store wouldn't have had time to do either of those things. So nice try. And girls are FAR from delicate and nice. That's why we refer to them as bitches :)
#43 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:37pm by altruistic_decay
okay... so do u two work at the store? or did u two want to drive two seperate cars to the store? or did u two accidentally bump into each other at the store. Im confused cause ur car won't start and she drove off. YEA....
she never said it was a grocery store! and If i am not coming with them to a store of course i am going to take separate cars. it sounds like her 'whale' of a girlfriend is a bitch. You guys are idiots.
she never said it was a grocery store! and If i am not coming with them to a store of course i am going to take separate cars. it sounds like her 'whale' of a girlfriend is a bitch. You guys are idiots.
Yeah? If she's really such a stupid bitch of whom's asinine comments are constantly being undercut by your genius responses, then do what my brother's best friend did to one of his ex-girlfriends when he found out she tried to cheat on him with my brother;
1)Have her take you out to a nice expensive dinner, her treat.
2) Have sex with her in the back of her car outside of your home or place of residence.
3) Once you are finished, tell her it's over. That's right, just dump her stupid ass.
Bonus points if you finish and she doesn't.
Also, if you want to be grammatically correct, it would be; "my girlfriend and I". If you are going to gripe about your life, please use better grammar.
Thank you.
#49 - On 03/24/2009 at 10:41am by RespondomaticMan
Haha! Sucks for you, dude! I hate those situations where you can't leave a situation in the classiest way possible. Better luck next time!
#57 - On 06/15/2009 at 9:32am by LocoChaz006
you deserve it sorry.. maybe next time you'll be smarter. dnt you think??
#62 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:40am by l4princess
YTDI - If you're such a fucking genius, why do you say, "me and my girlfriend?" Consult a grammar textbook next Friday night when you're NOT out with her.
