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Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After saying my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last words. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML

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One of your "genius responses" to her "asinine comments"? Wow, sounds like you're a real keeper anyway...

#32 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm by concerned

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What was her comment and what was your response?

#2 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:32am by I_Suck_At_Life

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