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Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52398) - you deserved it (5632)

On 05/03/2009 at 11:22am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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