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Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36545) - you deserved it (3482)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

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Your boyfriend is a dickhead, dump him and find someone who'll treat you right and won't abandon/betray you.

(I'm assuming "went with" means "slept with" btw)

#3 - On 04/23/2011 at 9:56am by Showmehowtolive

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look at it this way... when in doubt, Facebook, cus there's no such thing as secrets there...

#4 - On 04/23/2011 at 9:58am by reaver24

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