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Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28231) - you deserved it (2497)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

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Your boyfriend is a dickhead, dump him and find someone who'll treat you right and won't abandon/betray you.

(I'm assuming "went with" means "slept with" btw)

#3 - On 04/23/2011 at 9:56am by Showmehowtolive

See in context

+37 | 16

Well, at least facebook has your back.

#9 - On 04/23/2011 at 10:02am by whitewoods

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+24 | 3

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