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Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26373) - you deserved it (3457)

On 04/11/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by drunkluv - Australia

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Well, you must have at least one redeeming quality if she stayed with you. Unless she was drunk the entire time...

#5 - On 04/12/2011 at 3:19am by random_ribbons

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And she has to do coke to stay with you. FHL.

#12 - On 04/12/2011 at 3:30am by Doortje

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