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Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29145) - you deserved it (6672)

On 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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I'm sure your relative regretted asking you this and wished they had just asked the real question they wanted to pose in the first place: "Would you please pass the potato salad?"

Single at 21? BFD! You've got about 14 good years to find a good man. If you want kids, you should get a bit panicky at around age 35 and then settle for any douchebag that can produce viable sperm.

#30 - On 03/31/2011 at 12:40am by perdix

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thats sad :( but obviously wasn't meant to be! you'll find someone else! :) look at the bright side of things..

#3 - On 03/31/2011 at 12:04am by wiggs5

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