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Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26578) - you deserved it (8368)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

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Maybe if you worked up the balls to talk to her in person instead of being an impersonal fuck and just doing it via text, it might have a better outcome for you. That, or she just doesn't like you.

#2 - On 03/12/2011 at 2:09pm by allmidnighteyes

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I almost never respond instantly to texts. It's like an invitation to bug me, while expecting me to pay for half the conversation. If it's really important, call.

#10 - On 03/12/2011 at 2:32pm by Zebidee

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