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Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

#4 - On 03/02/2011 at 7:12pm by mack1688

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"i put on my best moves, to impress him"

trust me girl, if you wanna impress a guy, skating might not be the best way to go about it

#1 - On 03/02/2011 at 7:07pm by espana_cid_13

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