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Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML


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On 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

#4 - On 03/02/2011 at 7:12pm by mack1688

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I'm pretty sure you impressed him
he never saw it coming

#7 - On 03/02/2011 at 7:19pm by memo619

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