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Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML


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On 02/28/2011 at 6:21am - love - by misswhiskers (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Awww that sucks :/ happy birthday though!!

#1 - On 02/28/2011 at 10:06am by OCDC

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Take it as a blessing in disguise then. The fact he didn't even remember your birthday and broke up with you via text should tell you what a douche he is.
Go out, enjoy your birthday and move on. Happy birthday

#6 - On 02/28/2011 at 10:14am by Jimboom

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