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Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (5849)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

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Should've got her chocolate. No girl refuses chocolate! :3

#2 - On 02/27/2011 at 6:52pm by Aero25

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shes pregnant, give her a break...FHL for you getting her pregnant and her having to carry a baby for 9 months

#5 - On 02/27/2011 at 7:00pm by espana_cid_13

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