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Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

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Should've got her chocolate. No girl refuses chocolate! :3

#2 - On 02/27/2011 at 6:52pm by Aero25

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Aww, it's really sweet that you did that :) save the crisps for another time, she'll probably have that craving again.

#8 - On 02/27/2011 at 7:09pm by Doortje

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