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Man or woman?

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30724) - you deserved it (4394)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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tell her that you aren't joking o.O and try telling it to her face next time. girls like a boy with balls.

#3 - On 02/25/2011 at 6:03am by zourwolfe

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Dude, tell her to her face.
The girl wants a MAN not a boy.

#5 - On 02/25/2011 at 6:10am by Acousticpixie14

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