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Today, I decided to run outside. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he replied You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14824) - you deserved it (44554)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by Eli123 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.

#5 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:04am by paperfox

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Way to ASSume. Conceited much?

#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:00am by halfpass

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