Today, I decided to run outside. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he replied You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

by Eli123 / 04/30/2009 at 8:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

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  • Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.

    #5 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:04am by paperfox

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  • Way to ASSume. Conceited much?

    #1 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:00am by halfpass

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