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Today, I decided to run outside. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he replied You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12472) - you deserved it (34833)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by Eli123 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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