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Today, a girl called me asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said "what the fuck" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50389) - you deserved it (6732)

On 04/30/2009 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Although we have all been there, you can't sit around moping about the fact that you don't talk to girls and they don't talk to you. If you like them so much, go ahead and find a girl that interests you and talk to them. You don't have to be looking for a relationship, just let her know that you are there and you can in fact talk.

#3 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:34pm by Dukedj

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YDI... Talk to girls! They don't usually bite!

#4 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:34pm by bigdkeith

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