Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
by alone / 02/14/2011 at 12:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
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I do that every year.
#2 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:11am by spikey818
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good idea... so everyone who might be interested in you will think "oh damn, she's engaged, i've got no chance anyway". makes sure you stay lonely.
#11 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:22am by muchagente
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