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Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I do that every year.

#2 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:11am by spikey818

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good idea... so everyone who might be interested in you will think "oh damn, she's engaged, i've got no chance anyway". makes sure you stay lonely.

#11 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:22am by muchagente

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