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Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29232) - you deserved it (4012)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:26pm - love - by poop (woman) - United States (New York)

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damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay

#1 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:10pm by desicions888

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Well guys, I masturbate to Rattata pictures nightly. That is all.

#2 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:10pm by ajruok

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