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Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

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On 02/06/2011 at 1:26pm - love - by poop (woman) - United States (New York)

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damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay

#1 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:10pm by desicions888

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Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis!

OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:

#10 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:30pm by sourgirl101

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