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Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20645) - you deserved it (32006)

On 01/30/2011 at 10:13pm - love - by gotnogame (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.

#6 - On 01/31/2011 at 3:01am by MrHallmark

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You're in the Mcfriendzone

#35 - On 01/31/2011 at 3:32am by oliver86

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