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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any european guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51299) - you deserved it (4602)

On 02/26/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by bilol (woman) - United States (New York)

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