Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

by bilol / 02/26/2009 at 8:42pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • Bite his dick off.

    #2 - On 02/27/2009 at 1:12am by misanthrope

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  • WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!

    #4 - On 02/27/2009 at 1:16am by yay!

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