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Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML
I would rather hear that it isn't me than that it is completely my fault.
I didn't realize there was an age limit on when you could use the "it's not you, it's me" speech.
"Because my mom doesn't like you" shouldn't be used past age 18, but "it's not you, it's me" is timeless.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014