Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML

by singleladynow / 01/20/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Kentucky) / Love

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  • I didn't realize there was an age limit on when you could use the "it's not you, it's me" speech.

    "Because my mom doesn't like you" shouldn't be used past age 18, but "it's not you, it's me" is timeless.

    #30 - On 01/20/2011 at 8:04am by perdix

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  • I would rather hear that it isn't me than that it is completely my fault.

    #6 - On 01/20/2011 at 6:06am by DjeePee

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