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Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28442) - you deserved it (3438)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:45pm - love - by 3yrneveragainn -

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Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.

#5 - On 12/31/2010 at 3:14am by zp5

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3 years and you didn't know?

#1 - On 12/31/2010 at 3:08am by prettyflyforawhi

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