Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML

by Username / 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love

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  • You should have told her that it was your office, and you'd had a long night of overtime.

    #2 - On 12/25/2010 at 4:01am by DrAwesome

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  • Well at least you didn't pull the Elvis.

    #11 - On 12/25/2010 at 4:13am by mrahhhhh

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