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Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25580) - you deserved it (8715)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by hugme101 (woman) - Canada

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A compliment to the mother... as for the OP not so much.

#5 - On 12/20/2010 at 3:09am by unidentified_sta

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maybe you were wrong about him....

#12 - On 12/20/2010 at 3:17am by mathew17986g

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