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Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29626) - you deserved it (3425)

On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.

#5 - On 12/18/2010 at 5:35pm by amerwin

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What a pussy

#4 - On 12/18/2010 at 5:32pm by Koshman32

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