Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
by asdfghjkl / 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
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Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.
#5 - On 12/18/2010 at 5:35pm by amerwin
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What a pussy
#4 - On 12/18/2010 at 5:32pm by Koshman32
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