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Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML


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On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)

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lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo

#1 - On 11/27/2010 at 4:12am by glitterysnails

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I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot.

And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture.

You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.

#11 - On 11/27/2010 at 4:21am by dudeitsdanny

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