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Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML

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On 11/25/2010 at 3:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Oh shit, you payed for a tab, and an expensive one at that!

This begs for a chivalry/equality debate, no?

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:08am by suppressed08

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Hahahaha what the hell who asks if a Resturant takes food stamps? but that's a pretty weak first date,I'm sorry OP

#12 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:19am by TashaLenaKitty

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