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Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15283) - you deserved it (3736)

On 11/16/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

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