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Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML

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On 11/16/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

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Oh my GOD.

You received a polite text message from your boyfriend that indicated he was busy at work?!

DUMP THE BASTARD
ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS

#41 - On 11/16/2010 at 9:13am by Quest_

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get over it you emotional bitch
he has a job, stop nagging him. im sick of FML's that are just boyfriends doing normal things. how about he quits his job and you pay for all his stuff then you can nag him all day long. geeez

#27 - On 11/16/2010 at 7:26am by shorncliffe

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