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Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML


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On 11/15/2010 at 4:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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He's obviously a douche. Don't listen to him

#4 - On 11/15/2010 at 9:54am by KennKenn

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Why the hell he's ranking people? I would keep the rankings to myself..

#3 - On 11/15/2010 at 9:53am by yewzd

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