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Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20460) - you deserved it (4946)

On 11/14/2010 at 1:54pm - love - by freedomofmusic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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I don't see why you girls put up (or put out) for guys like that who keep your self-esteem checked. if you think it's funny, then it's Moran XML and if he's hurting your feelings then your relationship isn't very good with him.

#16 - On 11/14/2010 at 5:11pm by RebelYell14

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I don't see the fml in this. He has a sense of humor.

#4 - On 11/14/2010 at 4:57pm by jiraytio

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