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Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24618) - you deserved it (4601)

On 11/13/2010 at 8:24am - love - by sadinmass (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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are you hideously obese?

#1 - On 11/13/2010 at 1:43pm by EllOfficial

See in context

+22 | 6

Was the cake good at least?

#4 - On 11/13/2010 at 1:47pm by Morgansayshi

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+20

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