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Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18430) - you deserved it (5179)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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more like FHL

#3 - On 11/06/2010 at 7:16am by restythestar

See in context

+2

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

#5 - On 11/06/2010 at 7:16am by sharmen

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